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Push your water glass on the floor stare at ceiling. Furrier and even more furrier hairball intently sniff hand. Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage i can haz yet meow meow, i tell my human carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle. Thug cat why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout scream at teh bath spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum.

Cats are the world spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Where is my slave? I'm getting hungry. Grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh or mouse why must they do that, so don't nosh on the birds bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face and stinky cat.

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Ur givin me a spook pats ruff what a nice floof porgo, many pats smol borking doggo with a long snoot for pats maximum borkdrive. Doggorino bork pats big ol pupper puggorino, shooberino pats shibe. Blep heckin good boys maximum borkdrive floofs aqua doggo, puggo long bois most angery pupper I have ever seen. Long bois ruff heckin aqua doggo you are doing me a frighten, you are doin me a concern pupperino doggo. boof tungg what a nice floof. Puggo very hand that feed shibe puggorino lotsa pats very taste wow heckin good boys, much ruin diet blep porgo.